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Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children
4+ day, 11+ hour ago (274+ words) U.S. — Could there be a connection between TikTokers celebrating women killing their children and more women killing their children? Experts at the American Psychiatric Association think there could be. It's long been a staple of psychiatry that correlation does not equal…...
Newborn Thrown Out Of Hospital Nursery For Refusing To Wear A Mask
1+ week, 2+ day ago (241+ words) babylonbee.com Newborn Thrown Out Of Hospital Nursery For Refusing To Wear A Mask SEATTLE, WA - Despite the pandemic and the need for everyone to work together, many are still refusing to take the most basic precaution of wearing a…...
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
1+ week, 3+ day ago (127+ words) It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen....
8 Educational Kids Show Ideas
1+ week, 5+ day ago (33+ words) Children's educational television is traditionally stale and only entertaining to kids who haven't yet been introduced to Batman: The Animated Series. But all it takes to change that is a few good ideas....
Woman Prepares For Start Of 'Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee' Season
1+ week, 5+ day ago (36+ words) JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictures of your Bible next to a cup of coffee" season....
Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
1+ week, 6+ day ago (27+ words) U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Space Laser....
Toddler Says He Definitely Does Not Need To Potty — Update: TODDLER NEEDS TO POTTY RIGHT NOW
2+ week, 3+ day ago (29+ words) GRAPEVINE, TX — Local toddler Harlan Carter confidently insisted to his mother that he absolutely did not need to go potty before getting in the car for a two-hour drive....
Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up
2+ week, 5+ day ago (275+ words) CANTON, OH — Local man Curt Greenfield once again started off the day fairly righteous, right up until the moment that his children woke up. In what had become a recurring sequence of events, Green began a peaceful morning with prayer…...
Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
2+ week, 6+ day ago (27+ words) EARTH — Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard....
Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
3+ week, 1+ day ago (17+ words) U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney....